Look what I just figured out. There are 52 weeks in a year, right? And a deck of cards has 52 cards, right? Isn't that amazing? "Amazing? No I don't think that's amazing. I think that's pretty stupid." Well who asked you anyway, buddy? "Uh, you just did." Hmm...
But listen, it is amazing. Think of the possibilities. We could like, change all of our calendars to be playing card-based. Like we could change the seasons' names from Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall to Spades, Hearts, Clubs, and Diamonds. Or we could keep summer, because I like that one. "And I don't particularly like clubs." Oh yeah, who asked you this time? "Sorry."
The card calendar idea would make it a lot easier to track the age of little babies. You know how parents are always talking about their kid's age in weeks. That's fine for the first six weeks, but then your talking about 13 weeks, 21 weeks! That's so difficult to understand. But if it was 3 of spades and you knew that a baby was born on Jack of clubs it would be a LOT easier to grasp.
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