I was driving to Raleigh, NC this weekend, and I saw a sign for a city called Bullocksville. I thought it was pretty funny because I misread it as “Buttocksville.” I started thinking, what kind of a person would live in Buttocksville, and what would he do there? What does their city flag look like? Is there a mayor of Buttocksville?

Then I realized it was Bullocksville, and it was not nearly a funny.