TVain

I was watching TV yesterday when a message came on the screen and said, "Remote control batteries are low. Replace them as soon as possible." At first, I thought this was pretty cool that my television could tell when my batteries were low. But then, I realized it was kind of mean of my TV. If you knew my batteries were getting low, couldn't you have given me a bit of warning? Like maybe, "Hey, you're batteries are gonna die soon, no rush, but you might wanna buy some next time you're at the store." That would have been the polite thing to do. My TV is so selfish.