"The two brothers elected to ignore the rude remarks of the narrator because he was a stupid fathead."
Hey, that's my job!
"Then don't mock our powers, jerk face."
The narrator agreed to remain impartial, provided the ad hominem attacks ceased.
"Deal," said Mike, as the two went back to exploring their newest super powers.
"Ooh, he said 'powers'! As in, plural! That means I must have a second one, too!"
"Well, I don't think it's super speed since then you would be a copycat. Do you think maybe you can fly?"
"I believe I can fly," Johnny replied. "I believe I can touch the sky." And with that Johnny jumped in the air, and was instantly ten feet off the ground. Unfortunately, that is where he stopped, since the ceiling was also ten feet off the ground. He crashed unceremoniously onto the floor.
"Well, you can touch the ceiling, at least."
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