Vote for Presidential Poetry
By Pake Shlake BandLast week, we asked e’erbody to write a haiku based on the happenings at the recent political conventions. Now it’s time for you to vote for the best one.
We took the leisure of giving everyone’s haikus a title.
Which is your favorite Presidential haiku?
- “The Capital of Alaska”
There’s Sarah Palin.
What city does she live in?
D’you know? I’ll ask her.
(13%, 1 Votes) - “Big on Bigotry”
He’s not a Muslim?
But he is still black you know.
It’s McCain for me.
(0%, 0 Votes) - “Some sort of parallel structure”
Man, Man, Man, Woman
Young, Old, Absurdly Old, Young
Barack, Joe, John, Who?
(13%, 1 Votes) - “Cling on to Clinton you Klingon!”
No Barack, No John.
Vote this third-party ticket:
Hillary and Bill
(13%, 1 Votes) - “Republicans in Drag”
I like Obama.
McCain-McSame,
Palin is Cheney in lipstick.
(38%, 3 Votes) - “Rhyming Shtick”
He’s called “Maverick”
And at times mocked as “Side Kick”
Either way, NO PICK
(13%, 1 Votes) - “John McCain = James Garner”
John McCain is the
original maverick.
He’s really that old.
(13%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 8
Loading …And how appropriate when the race for the White House - VOTE!
September 11th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
i am really just voting for with title of the poem i like the best. is that bad?