Vote for Presidential Poetry

By Pake Shlake Band

After last Tuesday, we had one things on our minds. Hockey. But after that, I guess, was the election. So we asked everybody to come up with a poem about what went down in the political arena, the coliseum of. Here are those poems.

Which is the best poem about the 2008 presidential election?

It’s us against them, the Rep or the Dem,
The difference is clear, so just take your pick.
When all’s said and done, There can only be one:
So the socialist beat out the maverick.
(0%, 0 Votes)
I voted and got a sticker,
Then I got a free cup of coffee.
But I don’t like coffee.
I did like the sticker.
(0%, 0 Votes)
The people choosing McCain?
That idea was clearly insane. With his confident smile,
Barack won by a mile.
Now finally our prez has a brain.
(33%, 2 Votes)
Said a batty old man named McCain
I just feel an unbearable pain.
I relied on Joe plumber
My VP choice was dumber
and my lofty hopes went down the drain
(50%, 3 Votes)
They voted for Barack,
To get us out of Iraq,
They might have chosen McCain
if he’d had half a brain.
(17%, 1 Votes)
Hickory Dickory Dock
In who should the dems put their stock?
They could only choose one
for president to run,
Hillary lost to Barack
(0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 6