Chatting It Up, Shlake Style

By Johnny

So we at the Pake Shlake Band have a strange way of talking. We’ve got our own language, we talk to ourselves, and just the other day, I realized we have a unique way of chatting online too.

Example? CHOOWANDAEXAMPLE?? Okay, here’s an example. Just the other day, I was having a conversation with my friend Ghazo’s away message.

Ghazo: Time to heed Obama’s call
Shlakes: i think you should change your message to
Time to feed Obama’s cat
Sent at 9:47 PM on Thursday

Ghazo: hmmm maybe i should
Sent at 8:58 AM on Friday
Ghazo: Time to feed Obama’s cat

Shlakes: haha
thanks for changing that
Ghazo: haha yes
although i wish someone had commented and been like what are you talking about
Shlakes: now make it Mime to steal Obama’s car
itll sound like youre a sage
a seer if you will
Ghazo: ooh, a seer is good
Sent at 2:11 PM on Friday
Ghazo: Mime to steal Obama’s car

Shlakes: now change it to
Mime to kill Radio Star
and then
Mime is wanted for Homicide
and then Mime is behind invisible bars
and then Mimes are ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!
Sent at 4:38 PM on Friday

Ghazo: hahahaha
i like the mimes are behind invisible bars
but no
Sent at 8:21 PM on Friday
Ghazo: Time to heed Obama’s call