M to the Izz-arriage Counselor

Hey, did you know that Jay-Z and Beyonce are married? Isn't it kind of weird that all of Beyonce's songs are like, "Hey, my boyfriend stinks, I hate him, I'm gonna leave him" and all of Jay-Z's songs are like, "Oh I'm a player, I sleep around, I don't love anyone"? Um, yeah, maybe you two need to talk.