Internot

You ever have the internet die on you when you were sending an email or playing a game or just "surfing the net" as hipsters used to call it? (They may still call it that, but I doubt they are still hipsters. Kneesters maybe.)

Well when my internet connection goes out, I usually try to get it to start again, then try to steal someone else's wifi, and then sit and mope, wondering what I could possibly do without internet access.

But then I think, "Wait a second!" Then I wait a second. Then I continue thinking, "What did our ancestors do before we had this new technology?" And then I go watch Cartoon Network.