Today, Shlake.com is one year old! Woo-hoo! We should start walking soon. We’ve been spewing out incoherent babble for quite a while now.

Hello, folks! As you may know, we at the Pake Shlake Band are big fans of politics. (We are?) (Well, not really big fans, sort of average fans.) (Ok, that’s better.)

As you may know, we at the Pake Shlake Band are sort of average fans of politics. And, we find political cartoons enjoyable. But, not that enjoyable. In fact, we think they stink. Big time. And to show this, we have decided to start doing our own political cartoons. (Whaat?) Mike has taken it upon himself to enter the cartooning business. He is not the best artist. In fact, we think he stinks. Big time. But, we figured, what the heck? So, in the next few days, you might see some political cartoons on this site.

Let us know what you think. Your feedback is always appreciated. As long as it is positive.

Hello, again.

As you know, we at the Pake Shlake Band do not approve of working over the weekend. In fact, we do not approve of working at all, but especially not on the weekend, and especially not long weekends. What is the point of a long weekend if you have to work during it? Then they might as well call it a long workend. But, fortunately, they don’t, so we don’t. Work on weekends, that is.

As a few of you noticed, we may or may not have forgotten to put up a Story Time last week. And, seeing as yesterday was a Monday that was part of a long weekend, it seemed like you might have to miss out on the next chapter of the story for two weeks in a row. But, we felt this would not be fair. An injustice, so to speak. So, in order to prevent that injustice, we are having a rare Tuesday showing of our Story Time. We know, it’s hard to believe, but to ensure we provide you with quality humor, we at the Pake Shlake Band will do whatever it takes. Well, except work on weekends.

A couple weeks back, we talked a little bit about super heroes and super hero names. That got us thinking: what would life be like with super powers? So with that in mind, we decided to add a new section to this here site: Story Time.

We’re gonna be telling a story over a loooong period of time using teeny tiny chapters that will always leave you asking for more. (That doesn’t sound like a good thing.)

Anyway, the first story will be called “Super Heroes,” and it will be all about the members of the Pake Shlake Band receiving super powers and the shenanigans that ensue. Stay tuned.

Hello, again.

As you may know, we at the Pake Shlake Band don’t post over the weekend since we disapprove of working on weekends. In fact, we disapprove of working during the week as well, but since society dictates it, we usually turn a blind eye. And a cold shoulder. And a few heads. And a … next paragraph!

Anyway, since we know how much you love our site, we’ve begun a new section here at Shlake.com: Game Time. The way it works is, we’ll be putting out fun things to do every Friday, and you, the reader, will get to play along. Basically, we’ll pose some sort of question, and whoever wants to can throw out their answer in the comments. And if you think of a new answer over the weekend, post another comment; it’s the gift that keeps on giving. (I thought that was fruitcake). (Or the plague).

So check out the new stuff, post your responses in the comments, and check back on Monday to read everyone’s responses. It should be pretty fun.

(P.S. And to answer the title of this post, it’s 2:19.)

Welcome to Shlake.com, the home of the Pake Shlake Band.

Now, we know what you’re thinking. Who the heck is the Pake Shlake Band? Well, we are, of course. But besides that, all you need to know is that we have a fun website.

Check back, and you won’t be disappointed.

Or you will be. We’re not making any promises.