So I was at Target the other day, and I spent most of my time walking back and forth between the Small Electric Appliances section and the Health and Beauty section (basically the bathroom stuff). You see, I was looking for an electric toothbrush, and it wasn’t with the toothbrushes and it wasn’t with the small electric stuff, but that didn’t stop me from walking back and forth between the two sections again and again, hoping.

Well between those two sections, in this particular Target, there was the Pet Supplies section. And one of the many times I walked past it, I overheard this conversation:

Boy: Wow look at this pooper scooper! It’s called “The POOper Scooper”.
Girl: That’s so cool.

It’s time for another edition of Random Snippets of Conversation!

• “Well, I wouldn’t say everybody was Kung Fu fighting…”
• “It should star Ralph Macchio.”
• “Fight fire with fire.”
• “Fight or flight?? Humans can’t fly!!”

What does a Snrog say? Snippet. Snippet.

• “I didn’t hear anyone say McDonald’s.”
• “No one is ever thinking about Arby’s.”
• “Move out of the shoe!”
• “Putin!“

More random snippets!

• “Smell it.”
• “That man has the biggest nose I’ve ever seen!”
• “Well, ma’am, it seems like this injury is a direct result of your son stepping on a crack.”
• “Hey, wanna play catch with this tiny plastic bag?”
• “No. That wouldn’t be fun at all.”

What’s that you say? You want more random snippets of conversation? We aim to please!

• “That’s why you should never lick your money.”
• “Incompetence is not delicious.”
• “Why, yes! I do know the way to San Jose!”
• “Don’t be a drag, participate! Clams on the half shell and roller skates!”
• “Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power!”

Hey, remember when we talked about random snippets of conversation? Here are some more!

• “But Bill Russell, that man ran around in his underwear.”
• “Name your babies if you want, but don’t talk about them at lunch.”
• “Despite dark clouds throughout most of Madrid, the storm is predicted to remain in the plains.”
• What the…? It’s filled with needles! Who could eat this?
• I am anonymous.

A few days ago, Mike talked about overhearing a snippet of conversation. So, we at the Pake Shlake Band have decided to amuse you with some more random snippets of conversation. Sometimes we will give you the origin, other times we won’t. Some will be real, others … not so real. But the important thing is, it’s all for your enjoyment. So, enjoy!

Random Snippets of Conversation (For Your Enjoyment)

• “Give ‘im the twister punch!!”
• “He was the rudest, lewdest, crudest nudist Buddhist there ever was.”
• “Let’s make a bet: How many people do you think will be in cat suits by the end of the week?”
• “When the light is off, they stink.”
• “We would have preferred bumblebees, but that’s just us.”